A Spicy Take on LinkedIn Posts: Boost Engagement & Network Like a Pro

LinkedIn is drowning in bland updates. "Humbled to announce..." posts. Self-congratulatory listicles. Vacant motivational quotes that sound like ChatGPT got stuck in "inspire mode." It seems like it’s almost impossible to find actually inspiring, fresh content, produced by industry professionals who want to share knowledge from their work experiences. If you're a tech founder, marketing leader, or part of a startup team, posting like this isn't just dull, but a missed opportunity. Yes, of course, you will keep your engagement alive as long as you consistently post in your LinkedIn feed, but will anyone read what you have to say if you don’t even care about the quality of your posting? In an attention economy, every bland post is a signal to ignore you. Stop writing content you wouldn’t read and get up to speed with the future of marketing. 

This isn’t another how-to guide for boosting likes. It’s a wake-up call for anyone using LinkedIn as a lazy distribution channel. If you want to stand out, you need to rethink what LinkedIn is for in 2025 and how to leverage the potential of social networking in the age of AI. 

Why LinkedIn Posts Need a Rethink

Scroll through your feed. How many posts are worth remembering? How many posts about AEO, GEO, Search Everywhere Optimization or whatever we call it, have you seen? How many new acronyms did you find for the same practice? It’s the age of standing out in a sea of irrelevance, and everyone wants to take a shot to swim through.  

The average LinkedIn user might scroll through 50+ posts a day but engages deeply with only a handful. The rest? Gone. Forgotten. Digital white noise, lost like tears in the rain. 

Most content fails because it lacks specificity, vulnerability, and relevance. It feels written for everyone, which means it's useful to no one. Yet, we still see a stream of performative posts trying to sound smart or important but offering zero value to the reader. The Blade Runner reference makes it funnier: at least replicants could be confused with humans because they were trying hard!

Here’s the kicker: over 80% of B2B leads from social media come from LinkedIn. And yet, fewer than 1% of users post weekly. The bar to show up is low. The bar to stand out is still surprisingly reachable.

And it starts with writing like a human being with something to say.

LinkedIn Posting Myths That Hurt Engagement

Let’s bust a few sacred cows of LinkedIn content strategy:

Myth 1: Always Post at 9am

That might work for your yoga class, not your audience. If your readers are product managers in Berlin, 9am PST means they’re already heading home.

Your audience determines your timing. Not a LinkedIn "guru" who scraped three Buffer blog posts and called it a strategy. Additionally, unless you are writing for an audience based on your region, why would you mind about the “best time to post”? 

Myth 2: Use the Same Proven Format

You know the one: Hook. List. CTA. Bonus emoji.

It worked in 2022. In 2025, people scroll right past anything that feels formulaic. Ironically, the more you follow "best practices," the more invisible you become. It makes no sense to be homogeneous when what is actually being appreciated is heterogeneity and radical thought. 

Myth 3: Stay Neutral

Playing it safe is the fastest path to irrelevance. You’re not going to alienate your ideal customer by having a take. You will, however, bore them into muting you if you keep posting vague affirmations. Playing it safe is never a way to be seen, but to maintain an existing status. Try to break those walls by sharing what you really think. 

The Real Best Time to Post: Yours

Let’s talk about the numbers—then let’s talk about why they don’t matter.

Yes, The Data Says:

• Best days: Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
• Best windows: 9am–12pm or 12–3pm
• Tuesday is the most reliable performer

That’s the average. But averages are just that: a median between chaos.

What really matters is when your network is online and active. If your feed buzzes at 7pm because you mostly connect with startup founders on the West Coast, lean into that.

The Better Way:

1. Post at a variety of times over a few weeks.
2. Measure engagement rate (comments and clicks, not just likes).
3. Look for time-of-day patterns based on your actual audience.

Your best time to post isn’t a slot on someone else’s calendar. It’s when the right people read and react.

Vanity Metrics Are Killing Your Strategy

You got 20,000 impressions. Cool. What happened next? You’ll never find out if you keep looking at vanity metrics. 

If your post gets 20,000 views and no DMs, no comments, no profile clicks, and no deals... did it actually do anything?

Here’s the harsh truth: LinkedIn is full of people chasing impressions like they're playing a game of slot machine validation. But vanity metrics don’t pay salaries.

Track What Matters:

• Engagement rate: 3–5% is solid. Under 1%? Tweak your approach.
• Comments and shares: Signal genuine interest.
• DMs and profile views: Leading indicators of intent.
• Click-through rate (CTR): Crucial if you’re linking off-platform.

High engagement means you made someone pause, think, and respond. That’s the game.

"How to Post Your Resume" Is the Wrong Question

Sure, there are ways to post your resume. But if your big idea is dropping a PDF into your feed with a caption that says "Open to work," you’re missing the point.

People don’t hire PDFs. They hire stories. They hire humans they trust. They hire clarity.

Try This Instead:

• Post a thread about a project that stretched you.
• Share the lessons learned from a failed launch.
• Talk about the one moment in your last job that made you realize your next role had to be different.

This is what builds trust. That’s what makes people want to connect you to their network.

Networking on LinkedIn: Why You're Doing It Wrong

Let’s roleplay:

You get a connection request. The message says, "Let’s connect."

You accept. Five seconds later: "Hey, I help SaaS founders scale to $10M. Want to book a call?"

No. No, I do not.

Real Networking Looks Like:

1. Commenting on someone’s post with actual curiosity.
2. Sharing their article with your take.
3. Sending a connection request that references your shared interests or mutuals.
4. Following up a week later with value, not a pitch.

In other words: be a person, not a pop-up ad. Would you answer that message above? I wouldn’t. 

If you do it right, LinkedIn becomes less of a cold DM factory and more of a warm reputation machine. A place to connect, rather than show off. 

Blueprint for Thought-Leading Content (That Doesn’t Make You Cringe)

Here’s how to post without sounding like a corporate parody account.

1. Share Spiky Points of View

Take a stand. Offer a fresh angle. You don’t need to be a contrarian for the sake of it, but you do need to say something real.

"SaaS onboarding should feel like Tinder, not a lecture. Let people explore."

This invites debate and curiosity. Nonetheless, keep the tone professional. This isn’t MAD magazine. Your writing tone must be exact and polished, the perfect mix of tongue-in-cheek and professional. 

2. Teach Through Specificity

Generic advice floats away. But when you post a case study or personal story with numbers, names, and emotions? That sticks.

"We cut our onboarding emails from 5 to 2. Churn dropped 14%. Here’s why fewer words worked better."

Provide real-life examples of what worked for one of your customers. Explain how other traditional tactics are old-fashioned and what differentiates your strategy. 

3. Ask Dangerous Questions

Not clickbait. Real, uncomfortable questions that professionals don’t ask enough.

"What’s one thing you pretend to understand at work but don’t?"

These start conversations. They build a connection. But it’s also a great way to break the ice, a sort of reader bait to make your post interesting. As we said before, keeping a professional tone is key, but you shouldn’t be afraid to ask the questions that matter. 

4. Build Original Content Clusters

Don’t just post in isolation—build themes. LinkedIn rewards consistency, but it amplifies coherence. One of the most effective ways we’ve seen this work is through original content clusters, where multiple posts revolve around a central question or concept over time. At Postdigitalist, we’re doing this through our PDX sessions: bite-sized cultural intelligence interviews we’re now sharing on LinkedIn. Each session explores a specific trend, signal, or brand behavior with an expert on the area. They build momentum with every post because they’re part of a recognizable content series. If your network starts to expect—and look forward to—a particular kind of thinking from you, your content won’t just get seen. It will get sought out. Check out our first entry, a conversation with a leading retail company’s SR. SEO Manager.

Key Takeaways (Because You’re Busy Reading your LinkedIn feed)

• LinkedIn isn’t a place to blend in. It’s a place to build trust and drive business.
• Timing matters, but not as much as relevance.
• Track real engagement, not vanity impressions.
• Stories outperform resumes. Context beats credentials.
• Connection requests are conversations, not conversions.

If you take one thing from this post, let it be this: write how you speak to the most intelligent person in your circle. Write like you have nothing to prove, but something to say.

Level Up your LinkedIn Game by Polishing your Voice

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